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Subject Topic: We walk by faith, not by sight (joke)
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Joined: Aug-22-05
Location: Canada
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Posted: Dec-21-05 at 10:32pm | IP Logged  

We Walk By Faith, Not By Sight



A first grade class was listening to the teacher who was attempting to explain evolution to the children, and that God doesn't exist.

The teacher asked: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Tommy: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher: Did you see God?

Tommy: No.

Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he doesn't exist.

Jamie raised her hand, and wanted to ask Tommy some questions. The teacher agreed.

Jamie: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Jamie: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

Jamie: Did you see the sky?

Tommy: Yessssss

Jamie: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

Tommy: Yes

Jamie: Do you see the teachers brain?

Tommy: No

Jamie: Then according to what we learned today in school, she must not have one.

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